In English : “Would you care to validate your previous statement?”
In Indonesian : “SUMPE LO?!
In English : “Sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand.”
In Indonesian : “Nenek lu kiper!
In English : “Would you care to elaborate on that statement?”
In Indonesian : “MAKSUD LOH?!”
In English : “There’s a 75% chance I won’t make it, I’m far too busy for ur stupid event.”
In Indonesian : “Insya’allah gw dateng!”
In English : “The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand.”
In Indonesian : “Rapatnya jam 8!”

In English :”Let’s try this new scam and see if those carbo-ladden brains buy it”
In Indonesian : “Mama minta pulsa”
In English : “Please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff you’ll find interesting.”
In Indonesian : “Giordanonya, Kakaaak!”
In English : “I’ve stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful.”
In Indonesian : “CEKIDOT GAN!”
In English : “I’m so overwhelmed by this turn of event that I’m speechless and in awe.”
In Indonesian : “ANJROT!”
In English : “This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this.”
In Indonesian : “Sundul, Gan!”
In English : “I definitely won’t make it. You guys go and have fun without me.”
In Indonesian : “Ntar gue nyusul.”
In English : “You’re absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already.”
In Indonesian : “EMBEER!”
In English : “That’s so profound. I can’t contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart.”
In Indonesian : “Dalem.

Yesterday I get this problem when using the latest version of jquery 1.6.2,
and after a few times on the tried and tested to solve it,
finally the solution is use jQuery 1.4.1,
This version works very well, either in local or server.

this article is the answer of below question :

http://www.designerstalk.com/forums/help-me/50699-jquery-not-working-server.html

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/493245/jquery-not-working-on-my-host

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/535670/jquery-dialog-not-working-after-server-side-redirect

http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/934447

http://codeigniter.com/forums/viewthread/143755/#705167

and other problems that are almost the same..

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Tuhan sedang mengadili 3 orang yang meninggal karena kecelakaan yg mengerikan untuk dimasukkan ke surga.

Tuhan: "Ceritakan knapa kalian meninggal..??"

Org pertama: "Oh,mengerikan. Saya yakin istri saya berselingkuh, jadi saya pulang lebih awal untuk menangkapnya dengan selingkuhannya.
apartemen kita lantai 25, saya mencari seluruh penjuru apartemen dan menemukan jari2 seseorang ditepi jendela, kemudian saya mengambil palu lalu memukul jari2 itu. Dia jatuh, tapi mendarat di bak pembuangan sampah. Jadi, saya angkat kulkas dan melempar dia dengan kulkas itu,karena sangat kecapaian itulah saya kena serangan jantung dan akhirnya meninggal. "

Tuhan: ok, kamu masuk surga.

org kedua: "saya lebih mengerikan. saya sedang senam aerobik di apartemen saya di lantai 26,saya tepelesat jatuh keluar jendela. Untungnya saya bisa meraih jendela apartemen di lantai 25 dan bergelantungan disana, tapi ada org stress memukul-mukul jari2 saya dengan palu. Untungnya lg saya mendarrat di bak pembuangan sampah. Tapi, kemudian orang gila itu melempar saya dengan kulkas..! "

Tuhan: wah benar2 mengerikan,ok.. kamu masuk surga...,trus kamu yg satunya lg gimana??

org ketiga: OK,bayangkan saja... saya lg ngenet lewat hp,telanjang,di dalam kulkas

org1&org2: